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When Granny Goes Gangsta
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When Granny Goes Gangsta
Ahem, ladies and gentlemen, it's another day, another dollar, and yet another old folk brawl. Let's journey down to our 'Survivor Senior Edition' sett…
The Great Rockside Road Sewer Grate Heist
At 10:14 a.m., police took a theft report on Rockside Road after a property manager discovered that two sewer grates had vanished from a business park…
Sweet and Sour Showdown on Broadway
Oh, welcome to the Great Broadway Bonbon Battle of May 3rd, 2026, dear readers, brought to you by (insert drumroll) "Dumb Crimes Weekly" giving you th…
The Doubling Down on the Not-So-Great Kia Escape
Get a load of this shitshow, my adoring followers. You remember that ridiculous game that your rebellious teenage self used to play while trying to av…
Son of a Gas Pump
Well, well, well, let's rewind to January 27, 2025, in the midst of the daily humdrum on Broadway Avenue. A Circle K gas station, of course, hindsight…
Repo Man Solidarity When Push Comes to Shove
Well, butter my biscuits and call it a day, we've got another classic case of "he said, she shoved" on our hands! This circus unfolded right on our fa…
The Case of the Bibliophile Burglar
Alright, folks. Strap in, 'cause this one is right off the deep end of sanity. In the story where "wherefore art thou brain-cells", comes to you from,…
Revenge of The Battery Snatcher
Oh, what an electrifying start to the day over on W. Interstate, folks! You'd think the clock striking 9:52 a.m. would set the scene for a lukewarm la…
Broadway Baby-Saving Brawl
Morning, sunshine. Hope you're sitting down and sipping your morning Joe, cause’ this one will wake you up faster than a Red Bull enema. Welcome to Br…
Rent Rage and the Casual Cheek Assault
Get a load of this folks. You thought your job was bad? Try being a landlord on Columbus Road on a fine, balmy afternoon at exactly 5:17pm. Oh, and di…
Alright kiddos, gather 'round for another thrilling episode of "Days of Our Desk Jobs," a
Alright kiddos, gather 'round for another thrilling episode of "Days of Our Desk Jobs," a true tale of terror from the corporate jungle. This particul…
Smoke 'Em if You Stole 'Em
Well, well, well, welcome back to the world-renowned class act we call humanity, boys, and girls. This time, we find ourselves gazing upon the scenic …
Bike Busting Bonnie and Clyde Find Themselves Pedalling to Nowhere
Let me tell you the riveting tale of some would-be juvenile bike thieves who had an ingenious plan snatch wheels from the utterly secure fortress that…
A Hearty Discount of a Hundred Percent
Once upon a noontide dreary on ye olde Rockside Road, a brave conqueror of capitalism embarked on a quest. A quest of pilfering somewhere between $180…
Awards for Acuity Washington Street Whiners
I'm going to tell you a warm, fuzzy little tale from Washington Street that'll wrap your heart in a snuggly blanket of unadulterated absurdity. Just a…
Kiddie Kombat Noob Saibot got nothin' on these punks!
In the heated asphalt jungle of Columbus Road. and Adams Street, where the concrete is cold and the egos are colder, a pre-pubescent kerfuffle kicked …
Boredom Strikes Mapleton Ave: Call 911!
Hallelujah ladies and gents, we got action. And by action, I mean the sort of crap that passes for excitement on Mapleton Ave. Yeah, that's right. It …
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