Get a load of this folks. You thought your job was bad? Try being a landlord on Columbus Road on a fine, balmy afternoon at exactly 5:17pm. Oh, and did I mention it's also April 19, 2026? Sorry for leaving out such critical information.

In this particularly ridiculous episode of "Tenants Gone Wild," Sir Landlord Extraordinaire decided enough was enough. Strutting over to this rental property, he was there to collect unpaid rent, spitting fire and ready to lay down the law, or so he thought. But alas, Sir Landlord was grossly unprepared for what was about to happen.

Break out your violins, folks, because as the sun began its descent, our brave landlord got smacked. That's right folks, an argument brewed, tempers flared, voices were raised, and bada bing, bada boom, our hero was struck. Now, before you start panicking, no, he was not struck down a la Heath Ledger in The Dark Knight. Just a wee smack, nothing a little ice cream and a Scooby-Doo band-aid couldn't fix.

The brave knights in blue, aka members of the let's-record-your-pain-and-give-you-mind-numbing-paperwork squad, arrived in all their glory. A photograph was clicked; probably not going to make it to the cover of Time Magazine, but hey, a swollen cheek can sometimes scream greater truths about humanity than a thousand words, or something like that.

And the icing on this multi-layered cake of disaster? The officers gave our poor landlord a crash course in eviction etiquette and landlord-tenant procedures, essentially handing him a beginner’s guide to being a landlord. Quite the afternoon for Sir Landlord Extraordinaire, huh?