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Bedford Police Blotter
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Bedford Police Blotter
Real incidents from the Bedford Police Blotter, retold with the calm disbelief and unnecessary commentary they deserve. Because apparently this is what passes for excitement around here.
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When Granny Goes Gangsta
Ahem, ladies and gentlemen, it's another day, another dollar, and yet another old folk brawl. Let's journey down…
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The Great Rockside Road Sewer Grate Heist
At 10:14 a.m., police took a theft report on Rockside Road after a property manager discovered that two sewer gr…
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Sweet and Sour Showdown on Broadway
Oh, welcome to the Great Broadway Bonbon Battle of May 3rd, 2026, dear readers, brought to you by (insert drumro…
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The Doubling Down on the Not-So-Great Kia Escape
Get a load of this shitshow, my adoring followers. You remember that ridiculous game that your rebellious teenag…
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Son of a Gas Pump
Well, well, well, let's rewind to January 27, 2025, in the midst of the daily humdrum on Broadway Avenue. A Circ…
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Repo Man Solidarity When Push Comes to Shove
Well, butter my biscuits and call it a day, we've got another classic case of "he said, she shoved" on our hands…
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The Casino Always Wins, But Sure, This Time You’re Different
Casinos are one of the dumbest things we willingly walk into with confidence. It makes no sense. The whole build…
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Obamacare Set the Floor. Apparently the Floor Is in the Basement.
Oh, what a magnificent time to be alive in America. The Affordable Care Act was passed, Obamacare saved the day,…
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The Twisted World of Property Taxes
Unraveling the Twisted World of Property Taxes: An Epic Game of Monopoly You Didn’t Sign Up For Hello humans and…
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A Love Letter to House Insurance
Ah, house insurance. The kind of fiery, passionate love-hate relationship where you can’t survive without ‘em, y…
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The Retail Revolution That Could Woo Me Back to the Aisles
Let’s just get it straight from the outset; I have comfortably thrown my lot in with the web shopping revolution…
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A Shot of Sarcasm with My Morning Coffee? Yes, Please.
Feeling utterly fabulous with a wicked case of bedhead and teeth tasting disturbingly of night time, I began my …
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The stories, headlines, everyday moments, and absolute nonsense that make you stop and say, “You can’t make this sh*t up.” Weird, funny, frustrating, unbelievable—and somehow completely real.
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He Stole a Car and Drove Himself Straight to Jail
The Getaway Plan Had One Tiny Flaw A Florida man accused of stealing a Chevrolet Impala managed to create the ki…
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Imagine Coming Home From Work and Finding a Stranger Asleep in Your Bed
The Door Was Unlocked, So Apparently That Means “Hotel” There are bad ways to end a work shift. You can come hom…
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Porch Pirates Have Apparently Added Props
The Empty Box Era Has Arrived Porch piracy has always been a lazy crime, but now apparently we are adding theate…
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The Walmart Plaza Showdown: A Glimpse into the World's Least Urgent Getaway
Well, well, well, just when I thought the stories coming out of Florida couldn’t get any more off-kilter, here w…
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He Threw Dog Sh*t at His Neighbor... Then Grabbed a Scooter
Oh, glorious day! We’ve got quite the tale from the Sunshine State for you today, folks. Just in case you were w…
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They Bought Tickets to the Space Needle… Then Jumped Off It
Well, you've heard of 'living life on the edge,' but those two mysterious guys in Seattle took it one notch, or …
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