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Bill PerzeskiMy life, memories, artwork, interests, and the things I’m building.

Spill By BillEveryday nonsense, modern frustration, and things that should’ve stayed simple.

Old Man BillBack then it worked. Now it needs an update.

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What Is This All About? Bill Perzeski · Songs & Stories · Sep 06, 2026 08:06 AM What Is This All About? You spend your whole life trying to figure things out. You work, pay bills, stand in lines, make plans, worry about things that probably… Saving Time Bill Perzeski · Songs & Stories · Sep 06, 2026 08:04 AM We're always trying to save time. Faster checkout. Shorter lines. Quicker routes. Get it done, get home, move on to the next thing. But somewhere along the way,… The Timing Was Never Ours Bill Perzeski · Songs & Stories · Sep 02, 2026 08:55 AM The Timing Was Never Ours is a song about a love that never completely went away, even as life moved on. It’s about choices made when we were too young to under… Just Enough Bill Perzeski · Songs & Stories · Aug 31, 2026 08:17 PM You spend your whole life chasing someday, working, trying, building, believing there will always be more time. Then one morning you look around and realize som… He Stole a Car and Drove Himself Straight to Jail Spill By Bill · Can’t Make This Sh*t Up · Aug 29, 2026 04:06 PM The Getaway Plan Had One Tiny Flaw A Florida man accused of stealing a Chevrolet Impala managed to create the kind of police chase story that sounds like it was… Imagine Coming Home From Work and Finding a Stranger Asleep in Your Bed Spill By Bill · Can’t Make This Sh*t Up · Aug 22, 2026 08:56 AM The Door Was Unlocked, So Apparently That Means “Hotel” There are bad ways to end a work shift. You can come home to a busted pipe. You can come home to a dog t… Porch Pirates Have Apparently Added Props Spill By Bill · Can’t Make This Sh*t Up · Aug 21, 2026 02:20 PM The Empty Box Era Has Arrived Porch piracy has always been a lazy crime, but now apparently we are adding theater. On August 20, WKMG News 6 reported surveillan… The Casino Always Wins, But Sure, This Time You’re Different Spill By Bill · Bill’s Soapbox · Aug 15, 2026 11:35 PM Casinos are one of the dumbest things we willingly walk into with confidence. It makes no sense. The whole building is literally designed for them to win. Not k… Obamacare Set the Floor. Apparently the Floor Is in the Basement. Spill By Bill · Bill’s Soapbox · Aug 15, 2026 05:17 PM Oh, what a magnificent time to be alive in America. The Affordable Care Act was passed, Obamacare saved the day, and working Americans were finally protected fr… The Walmart Plaza Showdown: A Glimpse into the World's Least Urgent Getaway Spill By Bill · Can’t Make This Sh*t Up · Aug 15, 2026 08:36 AM Well, well, well, just when I thought the stories coming out of Florida couldn’t get any more off-kilter, here we are! Buckle up, folks (insert best safety proc… He Threw Dog Sh*t at His Neighbor... Then Grabbed a Scooter Spill By Bill · Can’t Make This Sh*t Up · Aug 14, 2026 09:31 AM Oh, glorious day! We’ve got quite the tale from the Sunshine State for you today, folks. Just in case you were worried that Florida was running out of award-win… They Bought Tickets to the Space Needle… Then Jumped Off It Spill By Bill · Can’t Make This Sh*t Up · Aug 13, 2026 07:35 PM Well, you've heard of 'living life on the edge,' but those two mysterious guys in Seattle took it one notch, or rather, 605 feet, up. Yes, they did what your av…