I went to buy bananas. Somehow that turned into loyalty programs, passwords, email addresses, and account recovery.
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I Just Wanted to Buy Bananas
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Why Does My Refrigerator Need Wi-Fi?
Bill just wanted cold milk. Instead, his refrigerator needs Wi-Fi, software updates, and apparently an account login. Modern life is ridiculous. 🥛📺📶
Modern Passwords Are Ridiculous
Back then your password was your dog’s name.
Now websites want 14 characters, symbols, numbers, and your soul.
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