8:15 AM
Wakes up and immediately wonders whether it is too early for another nap.
10:00 AM
Attempts to read. Accidentally conducts a two-hour sleep study.
1:00 PM
Enjoys lunch with Chef Crumbs and calls it his busiest appointment of the day.
2:00 PM
Official afternoon nap. Not to be confused with the unofficial morning nap.
6:00 PM
Visits the neighborhood, checks that everyone survived the day, and avoids being assigned anything.
9:00 PM
Begins getting ready for bed.
9:15 PM
Already asleep.
Dozer insists this schedule is not lazy.
It is carefully optimized.