• Everyone eats.
• Seconds are encouraged.
• Dessert is mandatory.
• No one leaves hungry.
• Complaints are considered requests for another serving.
• Problems may be discussed, but only after everyone has a plate.
• Socks is not allowed to “improve” the kitchen equipment without written approval.
• And Chip is never allowed to “taste test” unsupervised.

Chef Crumbs’ final rule:

Sit down. Eat first. Then we’ll figure it out.