🥇 Fresh-Brewed Coffee
“The gold standard. Hot, dependable, and ready before I am.”

🥈 Cold Brew
“For hot days, long afternoons, and situations requiring patience.”

🥉 Cappuccino
“Foam absolutely counts as part of the coffee.”

4️⃣ Latte
“Like a warm hug in a mug, without the unnecessary conversation.”

5️⃣ Espresso
“Small cup. Big personality. Efficient.”

6️⃣ Americano
“For when espresso needs more time to think.”

7️⃣ Mocha
“Coffee and chocolate finally agreed on something.”

8️⃣ Iced Coffee
“Useful when the neighborhood becomes too energetic.”

9️⃣ Drip Coffee from the Bakery
“Reliable, familiar, and usually accompanied by something Chef Crumbs baked.”

🔟 Decaf
“An unfortunate misunderstanding.”