Name: Chip

Occupation: Neighborhood Snack Monster and enthusiastic volunteer

Lives: Chip’s Place

Favorite food: Chips, cookies, popcorn, pizza, donuts… basically yes.

Favorite hobby: Investigating unattended snacks and getting involved in situations before hearing the full explanation.

Favorite saying: “No one specifically said not to.”

Greatest fear: Opening the pantry and hearing, “We’re out.”

Life motto: “It’ll probably be fine.”

• Chip has a bag open from three hours ago.
• Chip’s crumbs count as evidence.
• Chip will confidently volunteer before understanding the assignment.
• An empty cookie tray makes him deeply suspicious.
• He can hear a snack wrapper open from anywhere in Neighborhood Square.
• Chip often begins explaining himself before anyone has accused him of anything.
• He believes instructions are useful, but confidence is faster.
• When one of his neighbors truly needs help, Chip is always the first to arrive.

Everyone in the Neighborhood of Misfits knows one thing:

If food goes missing, ask Chip.

He may not admit it... but he'll probably have crumbs on his shirt.

⭐ Chip's Official Snack Rankings

🥇 Potato Chips

"The crunchier, the better."

🥈 Chocolate Chip Cookies

"Fresh from the oven? I'm already on my way."

🥉 Popcorn

"Movie night is really just snack night."

4️⃣ Pizza

"Cold pizza counts as breakfast."

5️⃣ Donuts

"Breakfast dessert... or dessert breakfast?"

6️⃣ Pretzels

"They're just chips that went to college."

7️⃣ Nachos

"Technically one giant chip."

8️⃣ Ice Cream

"Brain freeze builds character."

9️⃣ Brownies

"Corners are overrated. I'll take the middle."

🔟 Trail Mix

"Mostly because I pick out all the chocolate."

• Read the instructions when something starts smoking.
• Never attend a meeting without snacks.
• If you did not hear anyone say no, ask before assuming that means yes.
• When something goes wrong, determine whether Mo witnessed it.
• Never hide cookies behind your back when your hands are visible.
• Confidence is helpful, but occasionally so is a plan.
• Good friends help solve your problems. Great friends do not immediately ask why you touched it.